The Rules of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Plants:

  1. You must never wash the Plants with plant scented soaps. Its identity theft.
  2. You must never call the Pants “lovey”. The find it condescending. Remember, they are stage plants, they’re a little precious.
  3. You must never say the word deforestation while around the Plants. You must also never think to yourself about deforestation while near the Plants. It’s a touchy subject.
  4. You must never leave your plants without saying goodbye. They appreciate they sentiment, they really do.
  5. You can never act like an elephant around them, they stole trunks from them, not the other way round.
  6. Upon delivering the plants back to the festival, follow the following instructions.

    Soppy farewell

  7. You can stay in connection with the other Sisterhood members through the website (highly suggested). Also allow your plants access to. All great stars seem to have social media now, they are no different.
  8. You must return the plant to the festival at such time that their contract states. See rule 6.
  9. You must never not make sure the soil is good and weeded. They mulch appreciate it.
  10. And love your Plants above all. Don’t forget they love you too!!